Money is not everything. There*s Mastercard & Visa.
>   > 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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>   > One should love animals. They are so tasty.
>   > 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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>   > Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
>   > 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。
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>   > Love the neighbor. But don*t get caught.
>   > 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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>   > Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every
>   > unsuccessful man, there are two.
>   > 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后,都有两个。
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>   > Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only
>   > thing in life.
>   > 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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>   > The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
>   > 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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>   > Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>   > 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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>   > Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>   > 不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
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>   > Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
>   > 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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>   > Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats
>   > cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

*Your future depends on your dreams.* So go to sleep.
>   > *现在的梦想决定着你的将来*，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every
>   > morning.
>   > 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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>   > *Hard work never killed anybody.* But why take the risk?
>   > 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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>   > *Work fascinates me.* I can look at it for hours!
>   > 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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>   > God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
>   > 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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>   > When two*s company, three*s the result!
>   > 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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>   > A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without
>   > restricting the view.
>   > 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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>   > The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the
>   > more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to
>   > learn.
>   > 学的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道的越少,
>   > 为什么学来着